As you may have heard, I have lost my job. Well, I didn't really loose my job, it's still there. It's just when I go there some other guy is doing it.
Dubbya the VW is running fine after a end to end tune up. Last month I bought a new MacBook Pro becasue I knew I would need my own laptop. Also, I have a new phone and phone number, because the company took back the one I was using. If you want my new phone number it can be found in the mens bathroom, rest area 52, on US23 North. Or you can just email me and I'll send it to you.
On a sad note, I did loose my girlfriend this week as well. I guess I didnt really loose her, it's just that when I go over to her place there is a new guy doing her.
On this scale I am somewhere between Mel Gibson and Bort.