How did you meet???


1) You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. When I met you, I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around, turned you into someone new…

2) Your mother was so trashed when I walked into that fraternity house…

3) I was stationed in Tappan when two of the guys in my platoon talked me into sailing a junket over to Whore Island…

4) So there I was, waiting backstage at the American Idol auditions when I heard the worst singing voice in the world…

5) After paying cash to the Russian, he brought me to a full room, where I found your mother under a pile of…

6) It was so cold that night waiting for the Groundhog to pop out that we all began to huddle with strangers to keep warm…

How did you meet the great love of your life???