According to the local love expert, who divulged this sacred doctrine from his death bed and that was dictated to him by Don Giovanni’s ghost, there are 182 steps to breaking up with your girl. I will be trickling them to you over the time it takes to complete each task. Here are the first three.
Step 1: Move in with your girl.
Step 2: Buy a puppy and name it Mr. Sprinkles.
Step 3: Plan for a “weekend away” where the two of you will fight and bicker the entire time making the other guests of the bed and breakfast uncomfortable.
Only 179 more steps to go and you will be free and clear!