Cut & Paste Romance

The following is an email from I found in my mail box today. Nothing has been altered for your enjoyment.

Congratulation!!!First of all I want to name to you my name. My name - Yulia. I for the first time get acquainted thus,through the Internet when you do not see the person and do not know who there sits and writes to youthe message, see only his photo.. It something new to me, seems to me unusual and during tootime surprisingly interestingI already very much during long time dreamed to get acquainted with the American.I have been involved always with America.By the way I to be born and live in Russia.I think, that America will like those people which want to work and happy. I think itI the good woman and I want to have the best life. I want to remove family, and I wantTo enter into a marriage sometime! I the young woman. To me now 29 years and I think it nowWhen I already enough adult it am necessary for me to think of a private life. For this reasonI have addressed to the Internet in search to my soul mate. Now it is very popular.My girlfriend to find the happiness through the Internet. And I to think that to me as will necessarily carry!I understand from structure which you also in the soul mate of search and I would like to speak with you!I am not confident anyway, that you receive my letter. I am not familiar with the InternetAnd I only have carelessly found this site and it speaks, which many people have foundThe love and now is happy! I want to try also! I think, which I should tell about me a little. I think, that I the attractive woman.I have white hair of the blonde and dark blue eyes. I 5 " 8 " high and I also 121 foots to weigh.Right now I cannot send you a picture. But I can send you pictures if you will write on my direct address. If you will write to me the letter directly to mine E-mail, I promise, that I shall send you a picture!My E-mail:murisonka@rambler.ruIf you have interest in the Russian woman, I shall be pleased to receive your letter. Only pleaseWith me to be serious. I sincerely hope, that you the good person and you will write to me.Until then I wish all of you the most good. Write to me soon. With hope, Yulia.May, 3 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS which I want to pay once again to your attention, that I can, I should receive your letter only on this addressof

Sounds HOT! So I wrote her back, of course.

I'll be flying to Russia with $20,000 to take her home with me next week. She sounds great! She only asked me for my social security number to process the paperwork faster.

What the hell am I paying for?
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