Dating a pedophile

Normally I am a big hearted and understanding guy.

It takes a lot to put yourself out there, go on blind dates and still feel good about yourself after a stranger has made clear and distinct judgments about your whole life from spending just 60 - 90 minutes with you.

I am drawing the line. Putting in your profile that you are a pedophile is just going to draw in the wrong crowd…

Okay, I just got it, we have a date on Friday. I’ll let you know if she touches me in the swimsuit area or puts me on a leash. Wink! Wink! (see you are not sure which is the good thing, that's the joke.)