Best Amazon Reviews
One of my favorite things to read are funny review. There are few better quick wits represented on the internet than those on Amazon.com. Now I am not referring to those which are reviews of my book “Peter in Flight”, thank God. Instead these are a collection of the funniest reviews of common products. The first of these was around 2007 “The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee” It’s a popular tee with the ladies and has some great reviews.
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz is another of my favorites - "Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!" or "They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"
More recently the BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) has gotten some great reviews poking fun at its very oddly specific gender design for the ladies.
Poems, videos, stories, and reviews of a rapier wit are reflections of just how great the consumer community can be in shaping the modern market place.
While my book has not been the focus of these types of reviews, it certainly helps to keep things in perspective. For me, a new self published author, anything that is 3 or more starts is huge. And when it is less, I totally understand that this book is not for everyone, I am just flatter someone has purchased it and taken the time to post his or her thoughts. So thank you one and all for reading. Thank you for posting your thoughts. I am humbled by your participation. Feel free to write a review that makes one think like Patrick and his review of Uranium Ore, "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."